![]() 11/15/2017 at 22:28 • Filed to: Rally Chicken, Chicken, Puffalump, Puffalopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
All hail Queen Chicken.
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I think someone told me it was a duck..
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We must overthrow the Chicken and instate Duck rule.
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no
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no
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Too bad it’s a duck.
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Viva la Duck Rebellion!
Hmmmm, the glorious sound of the Rebellion R-One from back in the non hybrid LMP1 days. Such an epic noise from that small NA Toyota V8
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Can’t wait to be queen, huh?
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Ah yes the mountains of Austin
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*Reads comments*
I <3 Oppo
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I answer only to the lizard queen.
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Is this step one in teaching him to fly?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I
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All praise be to the the true chicken. I will stand by your side against the duck rebels.
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The Chicken Monarchy is a pointless figurehead and a waste of public funds. A modern body politic would structure their state as a Chicken Republic.
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yes
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cluck
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But this is Rally Chicken. She’s more into the Toyota anger-pot inside the Yaris WRC car.
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no she’s not
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{ horrified }
You can’t eat Chicken. Chicken is my friend.
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Counterpoint: the Chicken Monarchy is a mere title and not a head of state. She doesn’t leech funds off the state or give absurd directions. This is what makes the Chicken Monarchy the only good monarchy.
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“Cluck.”
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k
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She doesn’t fly unless airplanes or cars are involved.
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Continental Divide over Independence Pass, actually. (Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)
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Huzzah!
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And from the forges of Moria there created was the one chicken to rule them all.
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Well Dairy Queen chicken may not actually be chicken anyway.
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My dog doesn’t care if it’s a chicken or a duck...
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It was a dish for old Caesar
Also King Henry the Third
But Columbus was smart, said, “you can’t fool me
A chicken ain’t nothin’ but a bird”…
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I’m pretty sure it’s chicken. Not like, organic free-range hormone-free single-origin chicken hand-slaughtered by gentrifying hipsters, but chicken nonetheless.
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YES.
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Well, don’t eat Rally Chicken.
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I care about Chicken not getting eaten.
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Cluck!
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Duck’s fly.
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You eat chicken all the time
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good thing it’s a duck
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I uh, think there’s something wrong with my cat here.
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But not Rally Chicken, who is a Puffalump and my friend.
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She’s still a chicken.
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she’s a chicken
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but she’s not a duck
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My mom now has this as her desktop at work, BTW. Congrats.
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check her search history then
Edit FU KINJA eating my pics
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Yes! =)
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You have weird lookin dog.
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This is some premium cold hard Grade A Kinja!
All hail The Chicken Queen!
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Oooh, do a lion king one next!
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#teamduck
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So, you’re saying that you’ve never eaten a chicken sandwich from here:
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Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)
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That’s not a cat. This is (was) a cat...
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Weird but effective...
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But chicken is delicious
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I have not. Rally Chicken (proper noun) != Rally’s Chicken.
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not Puffalump chicken friends
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She’s a chicken!
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She’s fascinated by these strange different animals.
(Because she’s a chicken.)
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Still a Chicken.
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#chicken4ever
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Nice! I wish I knew how to do a better job at it.
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But she comes with stuffing included.
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And my Carpet can only eat mice lol
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Give it time...
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Huh...did no one photoshop Rally Chicken into The Lion King?
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I trust a duck to recognize one of their own
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I trust a chicken to know what she is!