The Chicken Queen

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/15/2017 at 22:28 • Filed to: Rally Chicken, Chicken, Puffalump, Puffalopnik

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All hail Queen Chicken.


DISCUSSION (73)


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:30

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I think someone told me it was a duck..


Kinja'd!!! CB > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:31

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We must overthrow the Chicken and instate Duck rule.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > CB
11/15/2017 at 22:32

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no


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
11/15/2017 at 22:32

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no


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:34

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Too bad it’s a duck.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:43

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Viva la Duck Rebellion!

Hmmmm, the glorious sound of the Rebellion R-One from back in the non hybrid LMP1 days. Such an epic noise from that small NA Toyota V8


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:47

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Can’t wait to be queen, huh?


Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:47

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Ah yes the mountains of Austin


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:52

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:55

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 22:57

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*Reads comments*

I <3 Oppo


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:01

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I answer only to the lizard queen.

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Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:03

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Is this step one in teaching him to fly?


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:08

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:40

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All praise be to the the true chicken. I will stand by your side against the duck rebels.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Stef Schrader
11/15/2017 at 23:45

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The Chicken Monarchy is a pointless figurehead and a waste of public funds. A modern body politic would structure their state as a Chicken Republic.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/16/2017 at 00:11

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yes


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
11/16/2017 at 00:12

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cluck


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > EL_ULY
11/16/2017 at 00:13

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But this is Rally Chicken. She’s more into the Toyota anger-pot inside the Yaris WRC car.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
11/16/2017 at 00:13

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no she’s not


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > CTSenVy
11/16/2017 at 00:13

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{ horrified }

You can’t eat Chicken. Chicken is my friend.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > For Sweden
11/16/2017 at 00:15

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Counterpoint: the Chicken Monarchy is a mere title and not a head of state. She doesn’t leech funds off the state or give absurd directions. This is what makes the Chicken Monarchy the only good monarchy.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Urambo Tauro
11/16/2017 at 00:15

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“Cluck.”


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > HammerheadFistpunch
11/16/2017 at 00:16

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k


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Kiltedpadre
11/16/2017 at 00:17

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She doesn’t fly unless airplanes or cars are involved.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > itranthelasttimeiparkedit
11/16/2017 at 00:20

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Continental Divide over Independence Pass, actually. (Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Maxima Speed
11/16/2017 at 00:21

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Huzzah!


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 00:46

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 00:47

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And from the forges of Moria there created was the one chicken to rule them all.


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 01:31

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Well Dairy Queen chicken may not actually be chicken anyway.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 05:59

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My dog doesn’t care if it’s a chicken or a duck...


Kinja'd!!! LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 06:43

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It was a dish for old Caesar

Also King Henry the Third

But Columbus was smart, said, “you can’t fool me
A chicken ain’t nothin’ but a bird”…

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjAr83ZgcPXAhWi0YMKHT8gCtMQ8TUINTAB&usg=AOvVaw0VTJzWxrN8ZFOD4xbU2nov


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > CTSenVy
11/16/2017 at 07:03

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I’m pretty sure it’s chicken. Not like, organic free-range hormone-free single-origin chicken hand-slaughtered by gentrifying hipsters, but chicken nonetheless.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Agrajag
11/16/2017 at 07:03

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YES.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
11/16/2017 at 07:04

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Well, don’t eat Rally Chicken.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/16/2017 at 07:04

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I care about Chicken not getting eaten.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/16/2017 at 07:04

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Cluck!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 07:19

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 07:20

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Duck’s fly.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 09:57

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You eat chicken all the time


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 10:48

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good thing it’s a duck


Kinja'd!!! S65 > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/16/2017 at 11:39

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I uh, think there’s something wrong with my cat here.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
11/16/2017 at 12:44

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But not Rally Chicken, who is a Puffalump and my friend.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/16/2017 at 12:45

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She’s still a chicken.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Wacko
11/16/2017 at 12:45

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she’s a chicken


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/16/2017 at 12:46

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but she’s not a duck


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Agrajag
11/16/2017 at 12:47

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My mom now has this as her desktop at work, BTW. Congrats.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 12:53

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check her search history then

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Edit FU KINJA eating my pics

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 12:55

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 13:35

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Yes! =)


Kinja'd!!! Mergio Sarchionne > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/16/2017 at 13:42

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You have weird lookin dog.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 13:59

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This is some premium cold hard Grade A Kinja!

All hail The Chicken Queen! 


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Agrajag
11/16/2017 at 14:07

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Oooh, do a lion king one next!


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 14:20

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#teamduck


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 14:40

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So, you’re saying that you’ve never eaten a chicken sandwich from here:

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 15:09

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Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > S65
11/16/2017 at 16:23

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That’s not a cat. This is (was) a cat...

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Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Mergio Sarchionne
11/16/2017 at 16:24

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Weird but effective...


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 16:28

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But chicken is delicious


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/16/2017 at 20:45

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I have not. Rally Chicken (proper noun) != Rally’s Chicken.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/16/2017 at 20:46

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not Puffalump chicken friends


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/16/2017 at 20:46

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She’s a chicken!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Wacko
11/16/2017 at 20:47

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She’s fascinated by these strange different animals.

(Because she’s a chicken.)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Wacko
11/16/2017 at 20:47

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Still a Chicken.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Funktheduck
11/16/2017 at 20:47

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#chicken4ever


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 21:03

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Nice! I wish I knew how to do a better job at it.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 21:07

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But she comes with stuffing included.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
11/16/2017 at 21:54

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And my Carpet can only eat mice lol


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
11/16/2017 at 22:12

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Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > S65
11/16/2017 at 22:24

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Give it time...


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Stef Schrader
11/16/2017 at 22:48

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Huh...did no one photoshop Rally Chicken into The Lion King?


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Stef Schrader
11/17/2017 at 06:01

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I trust a duck to recognize one of their own


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
11/17/2017 at 08:49

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I trust a chicken to know what she is!